esther oh

All i want for christmas this year is a princess unicorn doll. every kid on my block is getting one and i need to get one too. if i dont, i’ll be uncool and that would make me sad and then angry and so i will travel to the north pole and punch you in the neck. please get me the white one, not the black one. people dont take kindly to black dolls around here. someone down the street hung a black doll head upsidedown on a tree branch, as if that doll was lynched and the body fell off. i cried when i saw it. that’s not cool. i dont want my doll to get murdered. in addition to the princess unicorn doll, i would like world peace. also some mini glue sticks (.28″) for my glue gun. i’m all out. if you cant get any of these things, i will accept cash. thanks!

Love, esthero!

i wish you a

Of all the Charlie Browns in the world, you’re the Charlie Browniest.

There aint no party like a lemon party! Ha! Love 30 Rock.

BALLOON

I am elephant.
I fly in the sky, painting
it as I go by.

i like like you a lot lot!!

OPINION

In my opinion,
Chowder is much better than
the show Flapjack is.

here’s why:

around 2:30 = reference to the most loved rapper ever
around 3:19 = reference to the greatest hungry circle man ever
around 7:35 = everyone’s got a song inside just waiting to be free