what is beer butt chicken? it is the best combination of food and drink eva!
Take a can of beer half full and stick it into the butt of the chicken so it stands upright. This helps the chicken cook more evenly and retain moisture. I used a rub consisting of salt, pepper, and emerald lagassi spice. Plus some lemon juices. And a single slice of carrot for some pazzaz.
My mom brought home a whole dead chicken and said to cook it however I could and eat it. At first I thought the chicken was marinated in some kind of sauce, but that turned out to be blood. I had to cut off the feet and the head. I also had to cut out the heart, which was still attached inside the chicken. Some other organs still remained too. Yucktastic.
All i want for christmas this year is a princess unicorn doll. every kid on my block is getting one and i need to get one too. if i dont, i’ll be uncool and that would make me sad and then angry and so i will travel to the north pole and punch you in the neck. please get me the white one, not the black one. people dont take kindly to black dolls around here. someone down the street hung a black doll head upsidedown on a tree branch, as if that doll was lynched and the body fell off. i cried when i saw it. that’s not cool. i dont want my doll to get murdered. in addition to the princess unicorn doll, i would like world peace. also some mini glue sticks (.28″) for my glue gun. i’m all out. if you cant get any of these things, i will accept cash. thanks!
My grandma wrote this for her kids. She doesn’t want to get eaten by wolves. She wants to be turned into ashes after death and spread over the mountains. If we don’t heed her words, she will turn our houses upside down as her ghost haunts us for the rest of our lives.
