“We are all a little weird and life’s a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love.”
ABOUT ME
1. WHAT TIME IS IT? it’s time to get ill!
2. NAME ON BIRTH CERTIFICATE? esther un suk oh
3. NICKNAMES: esthero!
4. PARENTS NAMES: umma and abba
5. NUMBER OF CANDLES ON LAST BDAY CAKE: two
6. HEIGHT: i can touch the clouds with my eye balls
7. COLOR OF EYES: dark as shit
8. PIERCINGS: six on ears
9. TATTOOS: only temporary ones on the back of my hand, usually pertaining to little reminders for myself
10. HOW MUCH DO YOU LOVE YOUR JOB? it pays the bills, kind of
11. WHERE WERE YOU BORN? in a hospital on the east coast of northern america
12. TWO-DOOR OR FOUR-DOOR? eight doors
13. FAVORITE QUOTE FROM A MOVIE: “razors pain you, rivers are damp, acid stains you, drugs cause cramps, guns aren’t lawful, nooses give, gas smells awful, you might as well live”
14. FAVORITE SONG: ugh i can’t choose just one so here are the top five most played songs on my itunes from most to lesser:
all i need - radiohead
needles in my eyes - the beta band
be still my heart - postal service
sleepyhead - passion pit
i kissed a girl - katy perry
15. FAVORITE RESTAURANT: denny’s
16. FAVORITE TV SHOW: house
17. FAVORITE FLOWER: tiger lily, but only because it sounds cool. i also like huge ass sunflowers.
18. WHERE DO YOU SEE YOURSELF IN 10 YEARS? in the same place i am right now, except with different furniture and probably in a slightly different position on the earth due to inevitable major tectonic plate shifts that would miraculously pass by my house without destroying it
19. LAST PERSON YOU RECEIVED AN E-MAIL FROM? the person, and or machine, who sends emails from amazon.com
20. WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOU’RE BORED? watch southpark
21. LIVING ARRANGEMENT? two unit house with a total of six persons and one animal
22. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW? the stranger
23. WHAT’S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? i don’t use a mouse therefore i have no mouse pad but on my wacom tablet i have a clipping of a cool illustration by Linn Olofsdotter which was published in spin magazine
24. FAVORITE BOARD GAME? i don’t really care for board games
25. FAVORITE SMELL? hearts and rainbows
26. LEAST FAVORITE SMELL? barf
27. FAVORITE SOUNDS? the voice of will arnett, the crinkle of really thin paper like in a bible, cat purring
28. WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD? the feeling i get when i see a cockroach when i least expect it or when a mosquito wakes me up with its annoying buzzing around my ear
29. WHAT’S THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING? gotta take a piss
30. FAVORITE COLOR? the color of happiness
31. HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE? i never answer phone calls, i only respond to txt messages
32. FUTURE CHILD’S NAME? ziggy
33. WHAT IS MOST IMPORTANT IN LIFE? not dying
34. FAVORITE FOODS? korean foods and burritos
35. CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA? strawberry
36. DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE FAST? pho shiz
37. DO YOU SLEEP WITH A STUFFED ANIMAL? yes
38. STORMS - COOL OR SCARY? coolary (cool and scary at the same time) … coory… coary… scarool… scool… scal… scoolary… yes.
39. WHAT TYPE WAS YOUR FIRST CAR? german sedan
40. IF YOU COULD MEET ONE PERSON DEAD OR ALIVE? it would have to be the musician esthero so i could punch her in the neck for stealing my name
41. FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK? strawberry flavored alcoholic drink
42. WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN? leo… rawr!
43. DO YOU EAT THE STEM OF BROCCOLI? i don’t eat broccoli
44. IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED WHAT WOULD IT BE? president of the united states
45. IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR WHAT WOULD IT BE? silver
46. EVER BEEN IN LOVE? hmm…
47. IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL? a glass half full would imply having to wait for something to happen like the filling of the glass, causing me great stress and anxiety. i prefer the glass to be half empty because then i know what more is in the glass and i could see what lies ahead
48. FAVORITE MOVIES? gosh… uh… here’s the top five most played on my dvd player from most to lesser:
willy wonka and the chocolate factory
the royal tenenbaums
juno
pulp fiction
sympathy for lady vengeance
49. DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS? mostly no
50. WHAT’S UNDER YOUR BED? shoes in boxes and bunnies composed of dust
PROUST QUESTIONAIRE
1. WHAT IS YOUR IDEA OF HAPPINESS? not having to do anything and compete in this capitalist world
2. WHAT IS YOUR GREATEST FEAR? failure
3. WHAT IS THE TRAIT YO MOST DEPLORE IN YOURSELF? procrastinationing…?
4. WHAT IS THE TRAIT YO MOST DEPLORE IN OTHERS? assholiness
5. WHICH LIVING PERSON DO YOU MOST ADMIRE? james jean
6. WHAT IS YOUR GREATEST EXTRAVAGANCE? electronics that play music, i.e. ipod and noise canceling headphones
7. WHAT IS YOUR CURRENT STATE OF MIND? yay for technology and blogs
8. WHAT DO YOU CONSIDER THE MOST OVERRATED VIRTUE? morality
9. ON WHAT OCCASION DO YOU LIE? on the occasion when i have no reason not to
10. WHAT DO YOU MOST DISLIKE ABOUT YOUR APPEARANCE? skin pigmentation
11. WHICH LIVING PERSON DO YOU MOST DESPISE? tom cruise
12. WHAT IS THE QUALITY YOU MOST LIKE IN A MAN? good credit
13. WHAT IS THE QUALITY YOU MOST LIKE IN A WOMAN? tenderness
14. WHICH WORDS OR PHRASES DO YOU MOST OVERUSE? “huh?” “ahh!” “i”
15. WHAT OR WHO IS THE GREATEST LOVE OF YOUR LIFE? louis garrel
16. WHEN AND WHERE WERE YOU HAPPIEST? when i am driving in my car on a wide empty street at the second hour of the day
17. WHICH TALENT WOULD YOU MOST LIKE TO HAVE? awesome break dancing skillz
18. IF YOU COULD CHANGE ONE THING ABOUT YOURSELF, WHAT WOULD IT BE? the plummeting balance in my bank account
19. WHAT DO YOU CONSIDER YOU GREATEST ACHIEVEMENT? becoming president of the united states (not yet achieved)
20. IF YOU WERE TO DIE AND COME BACK AS A PERSON OR A THING, WHAT WOULD IT BE? a yellow submarine
21. WHERE WOULD YOU MOST LIKE TO LIVE? paris (NHS, freedom fries, royale with cheese) or the axion
22. WHAT IS YOUR MOST TREASURED POSSESION? stuffed puppy animal toy from ages past
23. WHAT DO YOU REGARD AS THE LOWEST DEPTH OF MISERY? hell on earth december 21, 2012
24. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE OCCUPATION? president of the united states (soon to be occupied by me)
25. WHAT IS YOUR MOST MARKED CHARACTERISTIC? blindingly white teeth
26. WHAT DO YOU MOST VALUE IN YOUR FRIENDS? awesomeness
27. WHO ARE YOU FAVORITE WRITERS? shel silverstein, benjamin gibbard, wes anderson
28. WHO IS YOUR HERO OF FICTION? the nameless uma thurman of kill bill
29. WHICH HISTORICAL FIGURE DO YOU MOST IDENTIFY WITH? i don’t like to dwell on the past, mostly because i can’t remember it. tis best to live in the present. in any case, who better identifies me than myself?
30. WHO ARE YOU HEROES IN REAL LIFE? andy warhol, master of pop culture. my grandma, who has seen almost a century of destruction, creation, and life. dita von teese, sixteen inch waist.
31. WHAT ARE YOU FAVORITE NAMES? ziggy, butters, audio science
32. WHAT IS IT YOU MOST DISLIKE? assholes who don’t signal when turning or changing lanes
33. WHAT IS YOUR GREATEST REGRET? canceling cable television
34. HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO DIE? quickly and on a snowy mountain
35. WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO? now panic and freak out
