All i want for christmas this year is a princess unicorn doll. every kid on my block is getting one and i need to get one too. if i dont, i’ll be uncool and that would make me sad and then angry and so i will travel to the north pole and punch you in the neck. please get me the white one, not the black one. people dont take kindly to black dolls around here. someone down the street hung a black doll head upsidedown on a tree branch, as if that doll was lynched and the body fell off. i cried when i saw it. that’s not cool. i dont want my doll to get murdered. in addition to the princess unicorn doll, i would like world peace. also some mini glue sticks (.28″) for my glue gun. i’m all out. if you cant get any of these things, i will accept cash. thanks!
Love, esthero!
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thank GOD! I FINALLY KNOW WHAT TO GET You. and this is very sad…but I COULD ACTUALLY AFFORD THE GLUE STICK ONES.